As a good Leftist, I stopped supporting the Blackhawks this year after the “stick to basketball incident” with Smith-Pelly; no, it had nothing to do with them missing the playoffs for the first time in almost a decade, you shut up.

Real Philosophy Nerd Hours: I howled when Darius namechecked Bostrom and the Simulation Argument.

I’m very easy, unfortunately.

True! And the status quo has worked oh so well, what with President Clin—uh. Wait. Okay. I mean, it’s not like the Democrats lost over 1,000 seats natio—oh. Huh. Well, as long as I maintain my position at the head of the sinking ship, fuck to the authentic left, am I right, guys!?

Oh, oh man. Oh buddy. Would you like some magic beans? I have some magic beans for you.

If you want this polling to mean anything, primary your local centrist Democrat. Republicans will never do this, hell, they pissed themselves over their own shitty Heritage Foundation plan being implemented.

Okay, that’s one recap of a playoff game. Let’s keep it going, Deadspin. Maybe we can get it above 50%!

An American centrist party that’s not the Democrats. Lib Dumbs, if you will.

This is what playoff hockey coverage looks like on Deadspin *literally just this one story, no game content or analysis*

Weird, I was not aware that Alaska went blue recently.

Most of your critiques apply to the United States in equal or greater measure. Except the Nazi killing. We didn’t do as well at that.

They weren’t right about that, though. You’re claiming opposition to the USSR was an unqualified good, and that’s an opinion—your opinion (and a bad one, at that).

shut the FUCK up

I mean, we already had Tom Tancredo come out in favor of legalization. He’s worse by literally all metrics, save “actual access to power.” If we let shitheads ruin the only thing that will make the climate collapse go down smooth, simply by their association, then we’re 3rd graders. And 3rd graders don’t get to smoke…

Lol no

This take is bad and dumb, like Pompeo and anyone who’d willingly advise him or help him do his (evil, unnecessary) job.

Lol holy shit you unironically posted the Eichenwald piece. You meant it. Lol

I would say “lol #stillwithHer deadenders gonna be so pissed” but it doesn’t seem like they are. Seems like they’re defending her and the CIfuckingA. Seems like Trump wasn’t the only politician who could shoot someone on 5th avenue and still retain their supporters. Seems like American liberalism and liberals are in…

There’s so much wrong in this that I feel like you’re doing it on purpose to bait people who actually know things/can have a coherent analysis of those things.

The Constitution sucks shit, actually.