SAY CANADA, BITCH. SAY CANADA.

A monkey who throws enough shit at the wall will eventually produce something close to a Pollock, too.

The thing that really bothers me (and Taibbi, fwiw) about this whole “Russiagate” thing is that people are trying to make hay out of low-grade, ineffective, marginal-at-best Russian “hacking” of our election—and getting completely spun out on speed and coke dreams from that point—when there’s probably a better scandal…

1) TBH, that was a bit of comic understatement (my history thesis was on the Colorado Coalfield Wars; ask me about Ludlow and Gov. Waite)
2) ...but then again, it’s up to Leftists to shift the goalposts. Those ARE small victories in the face of the ultimate goal of worker ownership of the means of production. And we…

Wait, are you literally a high school debater right now? Because that would explain things.

The history of the Left in the USA is consistent failure after consistent failure, massacre after massacre, and then eventually we win a small battle like the 8 hour work day or the minimum wage or the right to collectively bargain. THAT’S why we identify with AnCap Hinkie’s weirdo plan. We know that there is no…

Naming conventions aren’t really our strong suit, tbh

Nice ableism, dingus.

“AD HOM, AD HOM” he bleated like a wounded high school debater.

And here’s your reply, friend-o.

We’re coming to wherever you are and forming the state there. We’re gonna compel you to do hard labor until you repent your reactionary ways. We’re gonna call it DarthHappyIsADoltstan. It’s gonna be dope.

We just gotta be ready for those weeks. #TTP

Wow, nice Thatcher quote, Mom. Got any other pearls of wisdom?

Wrong and bad taek, my dude.

“radical idealist”

I am overjoyed by two things: 1) the nude and red reactions of some of the commenters down here and 2) the very recent uptick in media concerning the fastest-growing political cohort in America: literal fuckin Socialists.

At this rate, we’ll have state power by 2032. Trust The Process.

Nah, but you’re pretty stupid

I saw MacKinnon score his first ever goal at the Verizon Center. Semi-unrelated, yes, but I hope his career goes well enough that having such a memory will matter at all. God, please help those sad Avs. For Nate’s sake.

TBF, Drew, some political ideologies put a higher importance on direct action (like, say, feeding starving Somalis) than electoral politics in a system that provides no legitimate Left alternative (like, say, the USA [minus maybe Maine because they passed preferential voting last election?]).

Nah, I’m good, Biggy From Boston. Have fun with your fascist team. And kudos on trawling through the replies to find one that criticizes your sacred team.

Bad TAEK, dude. Real bad.