Man if you’re black and bang a cop on the kneed with your wheelchair they probably call it vehicular assault.

So, my wife was also a size six at that time. She did, and still does, have some pretty significant body-image issues. Blame ballet, a kind of shitty father, society, whomever.

I adore Graham Norton.

On today's news: Gamblers upset casino closed.

Can’t tell if typo on the author’s part or the weird ass throwing curses lady, but hilarious none the less.

She gets her churching from Creflo Dollar.

That line about profits must be in the bible somewhere, ‘cuz that’s what most of these preachers are all about!

It’s always extra said when standups joke about stuff that seems to be part of an act, like Ali wanting to cheat on her husband all the time, and then they break up. Like Mitch Hedberg joking about “I’m not gonna stop doing something because of how it makes me feel LATER...” Kinda rough listening to these bits now.

I don’t think she honestly wants to be anything other than on camera.

Why the fuck are they labeling a grown ass klanswoman as a “Jane Doe” in their arrest record like she was some kind of juvenile?

I’m sick hearing Elon Musk called a genius. He’s arguably a good business man 60-70% of the time; is probably pretty good at managing engineers like 40-50% of the time; and got REALLY lucky once (when eBay bought PayPal on ‘02.)

So you think Kanye and Kyrie aren’t privileged people of power?  Or do they get a pass because they match your skin color?

Men are the worst stupid. Who do you think does all of the rapes and most of the murders? 

My mother told me about this when I was first old enough to learn about abortion. She said after her abortion, she asked the doctor to see what was removed and it looked like mucus from a sneeze.

Thank you for doing the right thing, even when the right thing is not the easy thing.

Spoken like a true pervert.

The grays are gonna be extra special for this one. Even if you believe “no digital photo is safe; leaks/hacks are imminently foreseeable”—and even if that’s accurate—it’s absurd to blame a victim who did literally *nothing* wrong.

I work in sexual/repro health care and also moonlight as a uni professor. I found 3D printing code for the entire clitoral organ and asked our uni’s Physics program to print it for an anatomy workshop I was hosting (they were the only dept. with a 3D printer).

Just to put more shit in this shit sandwich, the alleged theft happened two days before this rancid motherfucker put his hands on this boy.

I think Mishellay’s point makes the old asshole look even worse.