Oh, my friend...please join me in rooting for the team in Washington.  Then, and ONLY then, can you say you are familiar with the idea of the “worst owner in the NFL.”

I don’t see anything wrong with that--looks like a lovely day! /Canadian

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

Dan Snyder. Healthy as a fucking horse.

It would be classy if some of the team knelt in remembrance

I’ve been doing StitchFix for a while now, and have had a positive experience.  In the past I would just go to Kohls and seemingly end up with the same clothes every time and they wouldn’t last; these ones I pay a bit more for (not as much as you’d think though), they’re better quality, but most importantly it makes…

I’ve been doing StitchFix for a while now, and have had a positive experience.  In the past I would just go to Kohls…

Sometimes they skip the dollie  initially so they can get away before the owner comes along does even more damage (watch the video).  Then stop a mile or so away to hook it up properly.

Not a joke at all. You’re still sexist. 

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

I don’t condone greed, but I also am not one who thinks it’s my job to tell Jeff Bezos what to do with his money. 

I’m going to be unpopular and disagree on this. It’s common practice that the bachelor isn’t going to be paying for anything, and costs are going to be split among the other guys. Drew’s on the hook for his share.

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

Of course he’s going to deny it publicly. If the CIA finds out you’ve purged the nanites, they black helicopter your ass straight to Gitmo.

Its from their website so whatever. 

Its from their website so whatever. 

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Not sure if selecting Speedy Gonzalez last is racist or the opposite of racist. There is no middle ground here.

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

I’m sorry for sullying the purity of your comment section. Can Univision ever forgive me?