But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

That man deserves a warm, whole turkey that was punched out of a trash can.

Kobe: Man, this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m having dinner with Heath Ledger!
Jared Leto: Yeah....

Whoa there, chief. Why don’t you go check the color of your energy.

*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?

“tHe pElIcAnS aRe a tErRiBlE oRgAnIzAtIoN aNd sHoUlD tRaDe aNtHoNy dAvIs tO tHe lAkErS fOr tWo sTaLe sAlTiNeS aNd a pApEr cLiP.”

When this becomes a movie or a mini series it will make for some interesting casting decisions....like say Katherine Heigl to play Jeannie Buss, Rob Lowe to play Rob Pelinka, Kevin Hart as Rich Paul 

I always wondered what Eyes Wide Shut would have been like if they’d shot it in Cleveland.

They blew him up in the press for not playing and I think that was it for Kawhi. And he’s a quiet dude so we didn’t hear a lot from his side. They fucked up.

Since we rarely get an opportunity to do it, let us rightfully slander Pop/The Spurs organization: They fumbled the Kawhi bag in a terribly embarrassing fashion. Its Knicksian how bad of a fuck up that was. Derozan is ok but the performance KL is putting up makes that trade look even worse in hindsight. Did Pop try…

I died at Sam’s Club Josh Brolin.

On a serious note, why? Why do white people always hide behind their black friends/pets.

As a Warriors fan I think it’s at least an interesting experience to see how they fare before he returns, and how they fare after he gets back. If their current Trailblazer-sweeping selves are killing it and Durant comes back and they drop a game, then you can tell that Durant’s game isn’t a real benefit for their…

I think the best scenario is that Durant makes a fatal mistake in Game 7 to lose the Finals and then we skip ahead five years and Durant has given up and gotten fat and Green has to come to his hut and convince him to come back and help them make one last title run together. And Green will bring a raccoon to the hut.

“iVe bEeN iN tHe gReYs fOr yEeEeAaArRrRsSsSs”

Some real Uncle Herb ass shit. Big Ghost has a word or two for this kind of behavior.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

This is one thing I’m learning to deal with. I started looking at porn at a young age and it definitely skewed my perspective on what a healthy sexual relationship is. In porn, no one is ever tired or dealing with any range  of life issues. It’s just all go all the time. But real life is different and that’s what…

Testimony!

I agree in part regarding Steph, Klay and Dray always giving the Dubs a shot at being champions. But I noticed something that’s been over looked and gone undiscussed during this whole ridiculous “Are they better without KD” clickbait Bonnie Raitt lyrics (Let’s give em something to talk about) episode. Steph looks…