Maybe his calls weren’t going through because he doesn’t have AT&T-cells.

I’ve been trying to forget Harrison “0 for whatever from 3" Barnes for nearly three years now. Ugh.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

“...watching Cousins will be fun.” 

As a manager for this company for five years who got out and will never go back, all I can say is: fuck Gamestop as a company. They are awful to customers and employees alike and the video game industry will be as a whole better off when they are gone. That said, I do feel for anyone who will probably lose their job…

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

Christ, who handed my toddler the controller?

“the I Love It rapper”

When you hear about artistic exploitation for 16 years... 16 years? That sounds like a choice.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

In his defense, this is Beverly’s mother:

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Look she is East Indian and West Indian American. Before we get into the Prosecutor talk, Senate talk, and presidential talk. We have know if the curry from her household is amazing.

Now, Badu is in denial ‘bout R. Kelly situation
See brotha got this troubling occupation
And it ain’t sure that he don’t have education
Cause I doubt he know how to spell graduation

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

“thus with a kiss off the glass, I die”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.