Indeed. In my office ridesharing program I met-a-car-pal who was unable to see the levity of these situations.

Okay-okay. Hindsight being 20/20, maybe I should have turned the lights off... or roofied myself.

He should have taken his time and not been Russian.

Track: I Ain’t No Joke | Artists: Eric B. & Rakim | Album: Paid in Full

Larry,

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Nick Young pump fakes, ranked:

Rent 2 months out in California is a rarity, especially in the bay area where Gazillion was.

“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

Don’t be such a spaz

congrats to the both of you! the first time I felt her kick it got so real for me. I’m already a sappy type of person but I rarely show emotion. I felt the kick and just wanted to squeeze the both of them out of sheer happiness.

I still remember getting the call when she got confirmation that she was pregnant.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

I did this dance in November of ‘14. Wife had to be induced on a Monday night at 5. Wendesday morning at 6:15 I finally got to meet my daughter. The Doc gave her to my wife for a few minutes right after she was born. Then they had to tend to my wife and gave the babe to me to hold. She started crying and I immediatley…

For the record Malcolm Jenkins just announced that he would no longer protest the anthem by raising his face, essentially confirming that he sold out for his silence.

He performed Imaginary Player?

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

He has that reputation amongst LeBron fanboys... That’s about it