he conned them into giving him 24 minutes so i’d say the former. 

And they will deserve every bit of it. They are playing like they just want the season to be over so they can hurry up to the chase center

honestly i think dude may have been a little odd before he even messed with her 

How in the world did this article not mention Dear Moleskine?  It’s basically a song metaphor of his career: absolute fire but too short to keep attention.

bro had the audacity to perform a step back 3 from that far away...all I can say is, TOWN BIDNESS

and then follow it up with A Tribe Called Quest’s Lyrics To Go 

The only proper response to this

This is why we’re probably homeschooling our daughter.  It’s not worth it anymore for the “public school experience”.

I’m assuming a not is missing in this sentence. 

Talking to that girl?

Classic record

Yeah, a mobile phone game too.  Surprised that wasn’t mentioned.

I hate to derail another Evan thread but I just wanted y’all to know:

Quincy Mcknight’s defense held up about as well as Quincy Mccall’s knee did. 

How is Colton there with those two sheep and that girl when he still has three girls to choose from after hometowns like that

I will be RIGHT THERE when the wikipedia synopsis drops. 

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