“Me being heterosexual and straight, and being vocal in my identity as a straight woman was huge.” This means she told dykes they’re going to hell, right?

Actually, he’s a Spur.

The dude sacrificed an expensive car to save someone else’s life.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

We are ALL 40 years old on this blessed day.

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

Oh, I’m all for that. If you’re gonna sell out, at least sell out BIG.

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It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

You Tremors fanboys are never satisfied. Drives me crazy.

If they really wanted to provide the true OG NBA Jam experience, they’d replace LeBron James with Kevin Love.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Can’t tell if it was intentional but I like it.

Heartwarming indeed:

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.