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Fallon apologized for normalizing Trump. If you’re not interested in Celine Dion being asked silly questions about Titanic, why did you click on this? People are always going to enjoy fluffy, silly TV segments. It doesn’t mean they’re ignoring everything wrong in the world.

Jesus Christ. You’re pleasant.

The relationship was never going to last, and that just seemed like the least awkward way to break it off.

“Yeah, could you ladies focus on issues that are important to women. Like shoes and finding a good man. And menstruation, if you have to.” - Jim Spanfeller.

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

I love my iphone SE for its size, so this is very tempting. The specs are better than my iphone SE, iOS has become boring, and I feel like I’ve saved enough for this by not upgrading in so long....

But it’s free with a 2 year contract, right? Because NOSTALGIA!

Nothing says fighting the patriarchy like calling a random young woman a “fucking bitch” amirite ladies

Torch is right.

Accept that you are now fully-commuted to the sports-bro lifestyle and buy a truck. A man truck. For sports men. Who are also sports bros.

Truly, the person who compared this to Larry Nassar’s systematic abuse of girls and women needs to get a hold of themselves. That they thought one very successful woman’s bruised ego was equivalent to the pain caused to tens of women who were sexually assaulted multiple times is incredibly insulting to his victims. 

And after that tweetstorm, it is probably a very necessary grudge that has expanded to include Picoult and Weiner as well.

The issue here is that what she did went well beyond “not liking the book””

A Bret Stephens level of fragility is a good place to start.

The problem with this is the power difference. Bestselling, millionaire authors with large fan bases are attacking an unknown college student and pretending the criticism actually hurts them in any real way. It doesn’t.

My favorite (/s) response to Dessen’s tweet was when someone replied “Fuck that fucking bitch.”, and Dessen replied to that with “I love you. [heart emoji]”.

Holy fuck, that was one of the most embarrassing things I’ve read recently.