Civil liberties are for white dudes. Come on, man.

Well, the Hurons for one. They were wiped out because they sided with Europeans when the Iroquois wanted control of the area around southern Ontario and parts of the US midwest (modern-day Ohio, Illinois, etc.). The Inca and Aztecs don't exist anymore, either. Good enough for ya?

Where is this outrage by conservatives about the gubment rolling back our civil liberties whenever the gubment tries to roll back or obfuscate a woman's right to choose and a minorities right to vote?

No, they're smart enough to raise the issue and have. They just don't have very big numbers for some reason...

To be fair, that actually is satire. Just not in the "tongue-in-cheek, wink-wink, the reader knows what I'm doing" sense.

It's satire in the "I'm tricking my readers into thinking I believe the shit I'm spewing and laughing my way to the bank" sense. The worst kind.

To paraphrase that old Cleveland Browns letter: "Mr. Policastro, we wanted you to know some asshole is signing your name to idiotic articles."

You've got to expect these kind of swaps when you're dating a swinger.

His whole persona was just a cheap Aleutian.

Good to see them finally moving up in the Pacific.

Why won't they just move them to Salt Lake? They need a team in the Southwest, and it makes sense to move to the whitest city in the country.

Guy better NEVER run out of treats. That bear knows what a douchebag he is.

Thanks again for posting the one of the bear getting hit by the car and pretending it didn't die in the woods. You're a dick Tom Ley.

what about Bears that Care???

Not to mention that Marvin Harrison was by most accounts a quiet, unassuming guy. Then this happened.

Watching this video, I realized I would've had an inescapable desire to hug the bear when he came up to say "hello" at the :53 mark. And then I would've died a horrible, horrible death.

This is worse than raptors.

This is yet another reason to drive a manual. The bear may be able to open the door, but he can't drive stick.

Or a tiny dick.

Who are you trying to panda to?