And if UCLA refuses to bench the kid? Is the NCAA willing to give UCLA the death penalty while letting Penn State and Michigan State compete? 

Is this a holdover from cricket? 

With so little interest in Bury, I assume Dale wishes to be cremated?

They should have dropped back to a 154-game schedule after the steroid outrage in the mid 2000s. That way they get higher attendance per game and could have dismissed the Bonds/McGwire numbers as relics of the 162-game era. 

Houston drivers are the slowest people in the country. I was driving down I-45 to Galveston on a clear day and I was the only car going faster than 60. 

And they keep using cougars/pumas/panthers/mountain lions (same thing, I know) in the artwork instead of an actual wildcat. 

He’s an older man who already has immense power. He just wants the cool toy that he can brag about to the other world leaders.

Hugh Freeze, too. 

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the Falcons is the time Left Eye Lopez burnt down Andre Rison’s house. 

The worst Mets fans are the ones who only talk about baseball when they tell you how much they hate the Yankees.

Especially since Petain didn’t surrender because he was a coward, but because he was a racist Nazi sympathizer.

Another bonesheaded move. 

Zimmel threatened to punch Bowman for ignoring directions and doing whatever he wants. Bowman moves on to a new employer, and ignores directions and does what he wants - putting threatening messages in a hockey app. 

Their audience isn’t the same size, it’s bigger. 

Even though it’s pretentious as hell, I actually respect the Deer Valley argument. They basically admit being ski-only makes them different, and it caters to a certain market. Just money, nothing else. 

This is great if it means more players have to wear 0 and 00. 

David Ross is going to get his number retired by the Cubs for his one season as the backup catcher. 

By 2035 the tech bubble will be a distant memory, and San Jose, Mountain View, and Redwood City will all be under 3 feet of water. 

How many people other than Muslims would make a joke about Mecca just being a crummy place to visit in the summer?

NFL replays started okay, but they kept adding reviewable plays, and then mandatory replays, and then the league office started demanding replays, until we reached this awful state of affairs