The Great Cain Robbery

Even then, they could have changed the 3 dots to 4 and made the left side more vertical. And the left die just needed 4 sides, not 5!

This is the Texans Stadium, with grass instead of a parking lot.

If you’re trying to scam stupid men, it helps to sound like one. 

LeBron is brilliant going man-to-man, but he can't handle a Hezonja defense.

Not St Louis. The city sucks asbad as the suburbs.

The city is great, but most of the racist fans live in the suburbs. Just like Boston, Philly, Atlanta, and Minneapolis.

More like undeserving kids

Be like Blackhawks fans and just stop going to games or watching them on his cable network.

ESPN ran an article about the interview without mentioning Simmons once, as if Silver was giving a speech.

I found a video on Youtube of some Barstool moron with a speech impediment bragging about how he “infiltrated” the Deadspin Awards and it was completely pathetic.

Lithium is so dangerous it’s a last-resort drug. I have bipolar and when I needed to switch my meds there were several options, and lithium was the very last option, if nothing else worked.

After the Kraft news, and knowing the NFL is going to completely fuck it up, I really want this league to succeed so I can watch something that isn’t as completely fucked up and corrupt (yet) as the NFL and NCAA.

It was a general comment, but more specific to the different values of Duke and UNC degrees, both tuition and average alumni salaries.

If the value of a scholarship actually mattered, Northwestern and Vanderbilt would be in the Sweet 16 every year, and Duke-UNC would be much less of a rivalry than it is. 

How much of this is the Bensons being babies about the Rams and trying to take it out on another LA team?

This only works on the 12 days a year when the bridge isn’t covered with fog by sunset.

Daenerys and middle aged dads have a lot in common. 

Math has the same effect on a lot of kids, too. And kids who have trouble with math get bullied too, just in less visible ways. 

Teams should be proactive and ban anyone the minute they start calling themselves a superfan.