I met this guy in college who was the 7th ranked RPS player in the world. We were out drinking and I challenged him to a game. He didn't know I was taking a game theory class and had been plotting my strategy all night. I knew he wouldn't go for rock since that was too heavy handed. I knew he wouldn't go for paper…

I played golf in high school and a teammate of mine thought it’d be funny to stick a club between another guys legs at the exact same angle as in this video. The dude fell and everyone laughed until he stood up and showed a badly compound fractured wrist. It was so gross and I’ll never get the image out of my brain.…

Hannah Keyser is the worst writer at gawker and that's an incredibly competitive category

Samer would never make an error in reporting. Never ever ever. Except always.

Ugh men pretending to know what pain is. Great rape culture.

Great white knighting. Let’s see who is more outraged.

Since this story is allll about YOU. Narcissistic personality disorder.

Let’s make sure to make this about our own feelings of victimization and not the actual story. I’ll start...

This is the problem with Jezebel. You took a very serious and sad story and made it about YOU. Unless you’re the girl in the story it has nothing to do with you. You’re simply trying to get points for being a victim (which of course you’ll get since this is Jezebel) but your narcissism is an issue that needs to be…