We’re talking about you now.

Y’know, the thing about Stephen Miller, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’...

I get out of jury duty by by extraculating my pubis to the lunch counter on Fridays. Works every time.

There is no good reason to have fraternities or sororities at any college. And don’t tell me about the community service they do. You can do community service and not be in a fraternity or sorority.

Indeed. Her boss has set the tone for the workplace.

Omarosa is a senior aide in the White House Office of Public Liaison, an office Politico describes as being “barely known outside government-insider circles.” Its purpose is to cultivate outside support for the president’s agenda.

My boyfriend didn’t do the dishes, so I spanked him.

Disney Land is a shit hole.

Very reminiscent of how and why Gawker got taken down by Peter Thiel.

Just referring to America because this article is about America. I know the world is a shitty place.

Because the scum rise to the top in America.

Not in Hollywood.

There are a lot of people in the world with no conscience or empathy. So who better to protect a sociopath than another sociopath?

Team Cattrall because of Big Trouble in Little China.

Spoons have been around!

Yeah, robes in summer time is not a good idea.

Unfortunately, this is what online gaming is generally like and why single player games will never die.

Starred for deranged (possibly drunken) rant.

I’m not saying they are good at it. I’m just saying that they have clearly devised methods to try and fool people into thinking they have even the smallest, most basic amount of human affection for each other. They want people to think they are able to be in the same room together (even though she has still not moved…

So, you dont think people should be paid for their work? LOL