The only box Trump hasn’t checked yet is wearing a military uniform because he’s commander in chief.

I think it's safe to assume that every cop you come across is racist until proven otherwise. And I say this as a pasty white dude who knows more than his share of cops. Of all the cops I've encountered through work or otherwise, I'd honestly vouch for only one dude as not clearly and obviously racist.

I’m more than a little concerned about the dynamics of Guyger’s parent’s relationship. I mean, why is she dressed as and posing like a little girl? 

Her child is presented as a triumphant way to repair the mistakes of her mother before her and a victory against Hitler’s policy of forcibly sterilizing black Germans: this mixed baby will show the world what she could not.

[FARTS]

Norm MacDonald is trash. A few years ago he was praising Eddie Murphy for refusing to portray Bill Cosby negatively in light of 30+ rape accusations, because that would be “punching down.” He has also said that men are funnier than women, because female comics do not have as many older female comics to look up to. I.e.…

I hate more male celebs right now than I like. They are revealing their true selves of late.

One thing is certain: Amber is dumb as a box of Eric Trumps, and comes from inbred white trash redneck stock. Evident to anyone who has seen the photo of her family, the Dobby house elf mother and the father who must have thought he hit golden paydirt for his penchant towards pedophilia when he met mommy Dobby…

Poor people don’t graduate for financial reasons more than anything else.

...public discussion about “how long” men like CK...should be kept out of public platforms. Obviously, no one’s reached a clear consensus on the topic—although “certainly more than a year, asshole” seems to be a prevailing trend

Good on Michael Vick. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first into a stump grinder. 

He is my least favorite commenter in all of the Giz sites and that includes scheming shit-for-brains Tomatoface (and all of his pseudonyms)

Older Generation Writes Sweeping Generalization About Younger Generation, Pretends They’re Any Different Than Previous Generations

I see what you did there. You decided that swapping something in to show the injustice is a fair judgement of how unjust it is when it really isn’t.

Tell men that a single room at a single event is off limits to them for a couple of hours and it’s a war crime to be tried at the Hague. Implement and nourish a work culture openly hostile for over a decade and “ThaT’S JuSt VieDEo GamES BRo”

Constantly stimulated, yet virginal, and economically precarious? I don’t see what could go wrong what so ever. 

I would gladly pay a dollar to punch a Nazi. 

Farm animals have sad enough lives as it is. I’m sorry this disgusting thought is out there in the universe. What a vile person. (Also, no one cares what I think, but ballet culture is as creepy as gymnastics.)

Everyone who’s interested should read Bad Blood, by John Carreyrou, about Theranos. Carreyrou is the reporter who broke the story and the book is absolutely jaw dropping. I finished in a day! Also, go watch videos of ELizabeth Holmes’s weird, faux-baritone affectation she took on as a weird attempt at a power move.