The Kremlin is so fond of Tillerson that it awarded him the Order of Friendship decoration in 2012, one of the country’s highest civilian honors.

Set to sound of Backstreet Boys karaoke, “Quit playing games with my heart!”

For the love of God tweet them to him! Maybe wait til SNL is on though?

You are doing the Almighty’s work.

Just don’t read the order of succession or you will get depressed

God that’s brilliant.

Lol you are amazing and creative. Have fun!

I’m down with that. 52 and never wanted to have kids, so I didn’t.

Brilliant. We just need someone palatable to get VP and then we can work on impeaching trump in 2018. Good work, friend!

god speed.

Next week he’ll announce David Duke for Secretary of State, and the skeleton of Lee Harvey Oswald for Secretary of the Treasury.

Adds the Washington Times, Giuliani, previously a Trump favorite, “had fallen out of favor with the president-elect in recent weeks.”

“There is a part of me that wants my kids to feel, at least in some relatively painless and abstract way, that the world is fucked.”

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

That’s really what it’s all about. They are the Senior Anti-Sex League.

I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

There wouldnt be “anti-producer Consumers” if producers didn’t treat us like sheep by selling us half a (broken) game and then charging us for the other half and charging us again for the “DLC” that happens to contain the necessary patches to fix the broken core game.