The thing people tend to forget is that whitewashing is not seen as big of a deal in some Asian nations, and some (notably Japan) don’t even understand why we consider it a problem (Japan is also probably one of the worst offenders when it comes to cultural appropriation).

I wouldn’t put it past him to start it with a surprise attack on France, either.

With incumbants tending to get reelected even when they’re fucking terrible (looking at you, Bush), I don’t give him good odds on winning.

I didn’t?

As long as she divorces him and takes everything he has, it can be as short-term and she can be as trophy as she wants to be.

Pretending that they are so different is the only reason the U.S. is currently a republic.

Bwahahahahaha! It’s adorable that you think that.

I think he’s admiring her geometry?

You misunderstood how the mic drop works. Mic privileges suspended for a year.

I am not certain people would enjoy carrying the bourbon of that. I know it would be unbeerable to many, and that wine would flow freely in the aftermath, but we can probably expect inevitable accusations of racism to make a conviction too whisky. Luckily, this isn’t the era of Tequila Mockingbird, so I don’t think…

Can we please not count chickens yet? The last time we didn’t wait for the eggs to hatch, it turned out to be a fucking velociraptor nest and now we have Trump as President.

If this is the standards of wokeness, I fear for the future of feminism.

It does if you consider he wanted the old Delores back for entirely selfish reasons. He wanted to know how to bring her back.

Hey, now. Don’t be so cruel.

The part that saddens me? Due to the number of sex offenders that have been friends with Clinton, I almost believed that one myself. And I wrote the original rumor.

I would try to bargain first on that terminal illness. Last thing you need is to make a devil’s deal like that, then get struck with someone that leaves you unable to follow through on the murder.

It’s because other nations kept bitching about American laws applying to them.

No, he would not be required to register based on his previous convictions.The sex offender registries did not exist prior to the 1990s.

The really sad part? The technicality in this law exists because of other nations being unhappy about American law potentially applying in their lands.

And now, I have a New Year’s Resolution...