And it is a good point. The victim’s needs should always come first over anything else.

Dude stop. So many people here have taken time out to try and genuinely help you and you’re not getting it, becoming increasingly offensive, and good old fashioned mansplaining right back to us why all of us are wrong and you and your experience is the correct one.

I’m sorry (not sorry) but I’m getting angrier and angrier about this the more I think about it. If your takeaway message after ALL. THIS. Sexual assault and harassment fuckery (that you presumably notice on the front page of JEZEBEL) is:

Your posts seem to me like you’re a few websites short of being a full on MRA. Maybe I caught you at a weird time. Get your heart right and women will quit smelling the fedora stink on you and running the opposite direction.

That’s not it at all, and you seem to be conflating multiple things at once. It’s not about The Rules. In fact, unless your rule is “treat women as people” then there are no rules.

Ummm, that’s not it.

You sound like you want to get it, but I don’t think you do.

Aww. See, the internet actually redeemed itself today!

Ps you’re very sweet. All the happiness to you and your girlfriend!

You know, That’s a valid point. He’ll randomly just be like I love you, when I’m doing the most random shit and I’m always like uhh, okay babe love you too. So maybe our timing is different. Thank you for reminding me of that.

I came into the office this morning after a few days away and discovered my officemate had rearranged her desk. There’s now a nice big open space in the middle of the room, and before I could stop myself I yelled “Look at all the room for activities!”

I don’t trust any Death that doesn’t TALK LIKE THIS

OK but everybody picks their nose.

This must be why I can’t get to Gawker.com. I wanted to see how that Hulk Hogan/Peter Thiel thing was going.

Thank you for going! Know that there are so many of us with you in spirit. I can’t imagine US women uniting so powerfully and I am humbled by your unity.

This is the saddest thing that I read today. RIP beautiful girl. I hope you will not become just another number in a horrible statistic.

Sorry, not sorry. Teenagers are all assholes and if your teenagers are exceptions they are probably smoking weed, so you should test their pee.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Condolences on your crowding, but that is the most hilarious three-item list I have ever seen.