Sometimes they grab you like a limp sausage as well, I was a Ken doll in their tender but firm blue hands

Except hispanics is a US made up term. Hispanic voting populace is as varied as Latin-america, wich has it’s fair share of white people

I hadn’t thought of that, and love it SO MUCH!

I messed around with the new looks and accidentally ended up with Ava DuVernay:

I assume you haven’t seen the statues on the lobby, then

all chinese products are propaganda

That looks nothing like what was featured on the reveal trailer back then. It looks plastic :(

I really hope the brushtrokey landscapes didn’t get nixed. It was the most interesting thing about the game

I mean, it’s right there. Of the top of my head:

Goddamn cowards. Capitalism makes us such pushovers

Then it’s the chocobo song, mainly because it never fails to crack up my toddler when it comes up

Don’t make me choose between the chocobo song from Final Fantasy IX, the entire Red Alert 2 soundtrack, or the entire Toy Story 2 for Playstaion 1 soundtrack....

Excuse me, you will not needlessly drag through the mud my favorite pastime!

My wife wrote a piece of legislature out of her ass (because it straight up didn’t exist before) , and our country’s Supreme Court just ratified it. All my friends are fed up of how much I bring this out in casual conversation. Also she made sure one of the only nesting grounds of Humboldt’s penguins in the world is…

We’re actually planning on starting one, but my wife understandably wants one big trip before becoming a human incubator. So she rather impulssively bought tickets to NYC in November. Is that something that can happen? I’m a bit scared :(

Not even spanish. I’m as white as they come, and spent 3 months loudly speaking spanish all around Texas.... nobody said a peep

It is true, anger gets shit done, but not everyone has all the emotional fortitude to stay angry all the time. If you do, great, and use that energy for everyone else who can’t

I met my now wife at 31. She’s 37 now and still no children, which is really scary for her, but the doctors have told her it’s still entirely possible

Joke’s on her, Trump’s killing the EPA anyday now, HA!

...sobs uncontrollably

It took me an unreasonable amount of time to figure out it wasnt BPRO