fuck that sexist shit, daddy issues are universal

Shit, if only I had the pics near me. My grandpa looked like a cooler James Bond. Worst thing is, I ended up being almost a carbon copy of my grandma, but with a beard :(

Not likely, considering I’m from Chile :(

Plus you get extra room for engraving :)

I only wanted to mention that a female friend did this to her boyfriend, and gave him a watch, which I did not know was a thing

Considering that advice is as generic, rent-a-wisdom, cookie-cutter as it gets then yeah, it is weird

Remember, the first time we met Stannis he was already burning people alive in front of an audience. Seems like Dragonstone folks just like a good ol’ stake burning

Best option: Live in a country where even the shittiest wine is just awesome, because the climate favours excellent wine production.
As in, you can enjoy a wine named “Cat” without it being terrible:

“yeah, Cosby”

Freakishly Tall people tend to do that, regretably :(

She's a true pioneer, that one

I feel smarter just by standing next to her :)

Go right ahead and make my gf feel like an honest-to-god scientist with hypothesis and the like

Muscles. She later went on to theorize that the reason women in general liked muscular bodies is because the touch of muscles reminds them of the texture and consistency of an erect penis.

She is an extremely loveable person, after all

All the best silly sexts are from my gf. I remember her saying that she liked the consistency of muscles because it reminded her of a penis skeleton. Not a penis made of bone, she clarified, but a whole skeleton made of penises. And that was a sexy thought to her. All that while sexting.

Ok, I’ve never been a fan of Miss Hilton, but it really broke my heart watching that. Assholish Letterman just seemed so eager to score cheap points demeaning her in front of an audience.

Holy shit, he seems so profoundly desperate to impress her, like a kid showing his mom his latest school project. This is highly educational: due to a failing of mine, I tend to wholeheartedly believe the auras of power people in positions of authority try to maintain. This just shows how sad and hollow those are.

How am I being racist?

It was my bad, I think I got your comment nanoseconds after I pressed send. Thought about clarifying but then felt kinda Dobby-esque. "Master is funny, Dobby made mistake, master needs to understand", so I dropped it. Thing is, I gave it an unecessarily large amount of thought