I had an answer to that but shit, stats above renderit moot

This is absolute proof. EVERYONE in Hollywood needs constant, universal rejection. They turn out fine after that

No you don't, FURnando

Holy shit, that second to last story, it awakened something in me. I remember having my ass slapped by a girl, and I just straight up hated it, and made me really embarrassed, and the teacher (also a woman) was right nect to me and didnt do a thing. I was being an ass to soem other classmate, and this girl saw it to…

"Let's just ride the controversy, man! 1000% guaranteed we'll sell more beers that way, what's the worse it can happen?"

Ok, how can you get off with this without fearing glass will completely rupture your insides if it cracks?

I’m hot. Gf’s hot. BOOM, hasthag over

Well, at first Evans, becasue I’d only watched that one, but then Gyllenhaal also

Mance Rayder does not approve

Ok, that man is making me feel things

Holy shit this show. It really pains me that I've been utterly unable to find spanish subs to share this with my gf :(

What the hell is with that face?!
“Oops, I did it again”

she doesn't. She always tells me her dreams right after waking up, and they're all equally disturbing

They do exist, without the back problems, at least. My gf still has to roam the earth looking for the appropiate bra though. Her back doesn’t hurt because she has back muscles you could carve up and fry to get the best steaks ever.
I’m not tryign to be cannibally creepy, it’s the joke she makes all the time Plus she…

Well shit, that made me remember...
I just was the guy, but it was also shitty

I think you'd really enjoy southern Chile. Rainforests and beautiful mountains, magnificent trekkings and invigorating winds tend to sell it for me:

White Rosario Dawson?

Holy shit, it’s like he doesn’t even realize what he’s doing

And I fucking KNOW my cookies were better. Both grandma’s recipe and my cooking are goddamn awesome

I fucking hate that. I actually do like to make cookies for everyone, and just generally make a nice gesture for my colleagues, and my asshole boss tastes my cookies, and syas “still not as good as those X female coworker made (actually bought) that one day. It’s a really shitty feeling