This was easily one of the best Superbowls ever, with quite a backstory, and you write this. An article that seems like it physically pained you to write it.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

RONDO: I’m a great teammate. I never would go to the media about my teammates.

Exactly. The ideal of unions is fucking great. But Unions have become companies themselves, only concerned with numbers (though, obviously their strategies are not effective).

So why the fuck don’t more people join unions? 

Because aside from perhaps the professional trade unions, most workers aren’t really seeing a value. I worked retail in a supermarket chain that was and still is unionized in my late teens and early 20's. Hell, I was even a union steward for 6 months before I left that job! Back then, I truly believed in the union…

If in order to receive the MVP from the Ginger Hammer Brady has to give him a handshake, I hope Tom goes to the bathroom first and doesn’t wash his hands.

Imagine this... Brady’s speech as he accepts MVP trophy: “I have been talking about this with my family, and so at this time I would like to announce my retirement. Thanks to all the fans who voted to award me this MVP trophy and who have rooted for me throughout my career. And to Roger Goodell, I would just like to…

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

How long do we have to pretend to miss the point on this one?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Robert Kraft approves.

Every Jets fan secretly wants Rex back as a HC.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

that is a costanza

He’s always had a soft spot for the bills.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I’m black, and even I can admit that “rap culture” is devastating to our children, our environment, and is contributing to the viscous cycle that has become african american culture.