Durant, Curry, Iguodala, Thompson.

Not meaning to go all HOT TAKE, but I’m with Mike. Fuck them. Don’t bring your baby to a baseball game. Baseball is the longest sport in America, with games going on for about three hours. They can’t follow the game, they won’t remember the game, and when they start crying they ruin the game for everyone around them.…

He said the Trump, not the Hillary.

I’d be playing Civ 6 but they decided not to support my video card.

Nah, Toad and Tails sounds like an amazing game. You’re missing the bus.

Luigi and Knuckles sounds better.

Not liking a Pokémon that is supposed to be androgynous because it’s feminine-looking is a bullshit reason.

I’ve got an idea. Let’s call the game “mafia” but the Italians will be the antagonists, and you’ll be a black kid in the South in the 1960s.

The tagline for WWE 17 is that you can suplex an entire city.

Death, resignation and assassination.

Gore won the popular vote. Couldn’t carry his own home state, but he won the popular vote.

I have as much a chance of becoming President as Jill Stein does. Nice lady, though.

You’re right in that Google now gives Trump equal treatment with Hillary in terms of autocomplete et al.

You must not have played any of the “Tycoon” games. Growing up, I loved DinoPark Tycoon. You start with a very small loan that can get you a tiny basic park and small boring dinosaurs and the goal is maximize revenue and create a huge park with great dinosaurs like T-Rexes and such.

RIP Johnny Fucking Football

Only until the last generation of Gawker-dot-com floaters get flushed by Univision.

And ending slavery is worth twice as much as the penalty for committing genocide. So you can exterminate two different groups of people as long as you end slavery and you can consider it a wash.

And Hillary has the potential to die, and we’ve had some close calls but no cigars. Which is good, because the Clintons don’t have a good record when it comes to cigar disposal.

And Gary Johnson is a flip phone?

Now, now. Very few Note 7's actually caught fire. The potential is always there, but you’re not as though your chances of death are significant.