Also, this.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

Putin looks like every other dude on dating apps holding up his stupid fish while wearing shades.

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

Clegg elaborated, with a hollow and incendiary talking point, “The civil rights laws were deliberately written to protect everyone from discrimination, and it is frequently the case that not only are whites discriminated against now, but frequently Asian-Americans are as well.”

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

I am just here to write that I have never seen any sexiness in Tom Hiddleston.

I actually hate the ice cream truck in my town, because it drives down my street full speed, playing the damn song, without stopping. I don’t know where it does stop, but ain’t anywhere near my house. So I’m stuck with Pavlovian desire for ice cream, and I can’t buy it.

Respectfully, you are incorrect. Cats live longer, healthier lives indoors.

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my…

Falsely accused black men and boys, actual catcallers and abusive men... tomato, to-mah-to, amirite?

WHO FUCKING CARES???

Yeah, that’s problematic. His policies will affect people of color differently than white people and he needs to acknowledge that. He also needs to acknowledge that improving the economic lives of white ppl will not solve institutionalized racism. He can’t be color blind. He has to factor in economic and racial equity…

We’re all so proud of your ability to overcome. Your struggle is truly inspiring.

I know we are not the first group of people to take a hurtful and negative word and make it our own, and through that ownership find solidarity and strength. But I would caution you to remember the origins of that word, the original meaning and intent behind it, and to have some empathy and sensitivity towards those…

I just don’t understand why scientists try to continue to interfere with God’s plan for Charlie.