WHAT HAVE WE EVER DONE TO YOU?

Her clothes are boxy and short-waisted, with weird zippers and gold accents. I’ve come across things and tried them on out of curiosity but they all looked bad on me. There was one dress I liked on the hanger but when I put it on the waist came up two inches below my boobs and then sprang out from there. I looked…

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I was wondering about this...I’m a stay-at-home-mom—does this mean my kids can make their own damn food and I don’t have to vacuum/change any diapers/load&unload the fucking dishwasher in a never-ending cycle...

#neverforget

I’ll be happy if we just have another election again.

ANY EXCUSE TO POST MY FAVE MEME! I always read this in Obama’s voice.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

White, male, middle-aged veteran. I’ll be on that registry for anyone who is too uncomfortable to take the risk. Especially actual Muslims.

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

National Park Service employees have gone fully rogue after Prump’s WH banned their tweets. Follow them if you’re interested in science and the environment:

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

I don’t know but in Civilization 6 you can’t make pastures or train horse units until you research it.

Issues require nuance, but nuance kills a good sign. We should brainstorm on behalf of anyone slogan-ly challenged.

Yes! My sign will say “Trust Women.” On the other side: “Women’s Rights Are Human Rights” because I’m still fucking with her and everyone can deal. Also because lawmakers seem not to believe either of these things.

And for god’s sake, be polite and clean while using that bathroom! I’ve worked in cafes, theaters, restaurants of all stripes, and the thing that never ceases to astound and anger me is how gross and disrespectful people are while using the bathroom. Toilet paper on the floor. Rolls of TP seemingly thrown at the wall…

Yep! Yesterday at Reagan my friend texted me “How am I supposed to find you everyone here is wearing a pussyhat!”