Or perhaps the Julius Caesar route. I can see Lindsey Graham trying to stab him on the floor of the Senate.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

Ha! I’m getting bail money for Christmas, apparently...

It feels like every time this woman speaks a lie comes out. Jesus Christ.

I’m pretty sure she is dead.

I want her dead too. Just for the record.

true - more than half the country saw right through him.

I bought my super expensive plane tickets. I’m fucking going. And I’ll storm the mall, if needed.

I’m going! I’ve got family to stay with and don’t live too far away.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

I believe that love IS the answer ... but not the kind of passive, feel-good, saccharine platitudes and symbolic kind deeds that Van Jones seems to be talking about. The kind of love that we need is challenging and revolutionary and ACTIVE, and it isn’t the same thing as simple niceness.

To me the most shocking part of this whole story is that Bob Dole is still alive.

Until its proven otherwise I am fully convinced that the only reason Trump picked Carson for HUD is because he’s black and it has the word urban in it’s title.

I was excited ‘cuz I thought you meant Dairy Queen.

Well now that you mention it... Fuck mayo. It’s offensive to all five senses.

Government cheese was the greatest cheese EVER. I would pay cash money right now for government cheese.

You obviously never had government cheese. It was the best for easy grilled cheeses (basically putting cheese on toast) because it was barely cheese so it melted just from the heat of the toast. It was also great for nachos. I miss government cheese.

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

I hate watching other people cook when they don’t know what they’re doing. Just fucking let me do it and go set the table!