Hahahaha. 100% serious! I didn’t see the name on the video. I have no idea what this song is called or who sings it.

I’m pretty sure the reason no one eats with him is not because of his disability but because he’s a ginger. My coworker is a ginger. They have no soul. That’s right Eli from R&D I just said you have no soul!

Which means we’re 3 days from the 11th anniversary of “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

It tastes like when you accidentally breathe too soon after spritzing perfume.

Of course, Battle Star Galactica.

She should make her own version of the Batman song from the Lego movie... I might actually like her if she did.

I love sleeping naked in the winter. A massive down duvet and chilly in the room makes for fantastic sleep.

Found the never-nude.

Dismissed. Anyone else want to use a new burner to blame the victim? Come at me you pieces of shit.

Wow, what an asshole. I’m glad you’re out of that relationship.

Fuck Mike Pence.

But it’s not just about concealer or foundation. It’s about makeup of all types. Pigments in lipstick, eye shadow, nail polish, all of those are geared towards complementing a very narrow band of skin types. All that “fun” makeup is not necessarily about hiding what you’ve got, but enhancing it/and or just having fun…

Yes. It’s actually a race thing.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

The difficulty which is the end result (the further you get from the mean skin tone, the worse your options get) is similar, but the reasons for the problem (the conventional beauty industry spent a long time not wanting anything to do with non-white ladies versus most companies just not catering to the ghostly end of…

See, I think he has the oddest face. A quarter view and a profile view? I think he is gorgeous. Fashion model hot. A straight on front view of his face? His eyes are way too deep set and his nose looks like someone smashed it. It’s not pretty. But it’s the same face! Weird how that works.

She’s beautiful? The work she has had done makes her look like a cat.

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.