Jjamppong.

Here in the sticks (Oxford, AL), I got a smile from the blue haired ladies and the only conversation as they handed me the ballot was about how important it was to vote when I made a disgusted sound because I could see my husband’s & kid’s names, not highlighted.

My 62 year old always Republican voting, small business owning, pro-military Korean mother realized she’d have to vote Democrat the minute Trump locked up the nomination.

Years ago, I was still with an emotionally abusive guy who’d blackmailed me into marrying him. We’d met as freshmen in college & he was my first relationship. I began to think going through with the marriage might be a mistake and he put his handgun into his mouth when I told him and wouldn’t take it out until I told…

I’ll bookmark this for my 20yo with the hillbilly accent who doesn’t know how to make sweet tea.

Repeatedly tap the screen to use your basic move. I’m working on the assumption that faster tapping is better. You’ll see one or more blue bars fill in as you tap (which is why I’m going with faster is better). Once a bar is filled in, hold your finger down on the screen to execute your secondary/special move.

I love shopping there, but so agreeing with the lack of soul. I worked 3rd shift there once upon a time. I have vivid memories of the supervisor going home sick & the rest of us talking to local police through the door. They showed up because the alarm sounded (we were locked in every night & couldn’t leave until the…

So I don’t knock myself out doing high impact sports. I even yoga with underwire. 36K. That shit’s non-negotiable.

Around the same time period, when I was in college, flipping through the radio on a trip landed us on Delilah. The caller wanted a song for a grandparent or someone sick in the hospital. After the back and forth about how much the caller loved this person, that shady bitch Delilah picked and played a song. My ex and I…

I see this type of container at farmer’s markets.

True, but no one’s trying to sell the Hope Diamond. That garish yellow number broke records three years ago.

“Just” a $55 million necklace.

Fuck roaches and especially palmetto bugs. I don’t care what anyone says. Those things are evil, disgusting, giant flying roaches trying to kill me by getting caught in my hair. My worthless cats are no protection.

I’m okay with spiders. I only kill them indoors because my husband can’t deal with them. My phobia is roaches, including (& especially) palmetto bugs, because no one will ever convince me that they’re not giant flying roaches of dive bombing death. It doesn’t matter how clean the house, they WILL find away in. I have…

Smashbox Matte Violet Riot was my favorite thing for about two weeks until I saw Lady Balls. I keep looking at the matte nudes and wonder if those colors could really flatter anyone. Both my sisters are boring and wear nude lipstick. They have both asked for help choosing colors, but the second I whip out a red,…

I love matte lipstick and hate nudes with a passion. I gravitate toward the bright purples and found the best red ever with the best name this month, Too Faced Melted Matte in Lady Balls. The red lips seem to surprise other people with their nudes that would just wash out my face.

My sister is allergic to the sun and I burn. It’s sunscreen and a parasol for me. While it’s still early in the season, my white husband’s native roots have come out strong, making him darker than me.

I burn. My husband had the most shocked look on his face when he realized what happened. I don’t step outside anymore without sunscreen.

The information is the flour. You most definitely do not want the same flour for biscuits/scones as bread. Gluten protein can make baked goods chewy (good) or tough (not good). If you ever see a recipe calling for minimal mixing/kneading/handling, that is specifically to reduce the chance of gluten formation.…

I’ll take Alton any day, especially when the graphic is providing WRONG information.