Pee tape is the new birth certificate

I’m amused that it’s just dawning on you that the job of the WH press secretary is to bullshit for the President.

Look, you can’t just ipso facto his habeus corpus without a mens rea. It’s basic lawtonomy 101.

Which is why they charged him with obstruction of justice.

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

Wow.  Maybe we should put up a wall or something.

Or, and bear with me here, what if maybe, juuuuuuuuust maybe...

Oh you are just adorable.

“It was always about obstruction!”

My god...he’s colluding-

Anthem is just going great.

I’m a little sad that I will never be as good a troll as Time Magazine

Well, here’s hoping she overcomes her crippling fear of flying.

See? You don’t even know what winning is.

What would victory look like to you then?  I’m morbidly curious.

Anyone thinking about posting a “WHY NOT GIVE IT TO THE POOR!?” comment, maybe just go do that yourself right now instead of posturing here.

Your funeral.  Hope it gives you some comfort when you’re gnashing your teeth next November.

Do you feel like you’re winning?

Nope.

Pelosi is probably the closest the Dems have to a Mitch McConnell figure, which makes your attempts to dethrone her and otherwise stigmatize her highly amusing from our side of the aisle.