I knew someone was going to post this, but you’re wrong. The C4 deserved that ad; it was a fantastic car for the time. Everything the announcer said about it was accurate.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Except, Tesla’s fuck up rate is more comparable to FCA than anybody else in the USA.

No, this is Patrick.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.