+1 ghoul for you

The actual rumor is that Giuliani fell asleep when Trump was bloviating during a meeting. Which I hope is true because it is hilarious.

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Is contractor and side labor work a new concept to this many people?

If you’re going to get paid pennies, don’t do the work. If you can’t get half or a decent portion up front, don’t do the work. Shit’s ridiculous.

This better be a Trading Places reference.

Frighteningly I think a lot of them DO understand but pitch it as a “concern” for women to people who have no idea.

The “o” in “person” looks suspiciously circular; much like, perhaps, a pizza. And the two points of the “M” in TIME, clearly two slices of pizza. Also, I’m pretty sure the embroidery on the back of that chair is trying to resemble pedo-friendly symbology.

Yes! Good point. When I showed up at 6 weeks or my first appointment, the nurse was legit kind of annoyed at me for being there so early. She basically said “yes, you’re pregnant, come back in 2 weeks”

Jesus Christ, I didn’t even know I was pregnant until 6 weeks. The first four you aren’t even actually pregnant!! It’s just your normal cycle at that point. So that’s a 2 weeks window to find out your pregnant, make a decision, and get yourself to a clinic. Aggghhhhh. Fuck everything.

Oh my sweet friend. I am so sorry about your baby. We women are goddamn superheroes. Thank you for your good thoughts, I feel wrapped in a warm blanket by you and all the other kind Jezzies. Be well and take good care of yourself.

Until I read the part saying her name was Kathryn, I assumed her name was Rose Pettles because my brain couldn’t comprehend what that meant haha. My god.

Bacon is not red meat, friend.

The only way you personally would know is if you’re involved.

I’ve forgotten to buckle my toddler. We got a couple blocks and he said, “Mommy, you didn’t buckle me.” I immediately pulled over and I was shaking. I apologized to him and thanked him for reminding me. I’m a single mom, I don’t get a lot of sleep, and mornings are the most stressful part of my day because we are…

Presumably your cats don’t wake you up every ninety minutes and scream for thirty minutes for an entire year. Exhaustion like that is how you forget your baby in the backseat.

i received a nice gift today. i had expected some homemade pasta and a variety of sauces to pair it with, but instead of pasta, there was a cheese plate! it was a particularly nice cheese plate, it might be described as “a lovely, tempting assortment of cheeses”. what a nice gesture to help us get ready for game…

“The Fullness of His Plans”

I went to a Maker Fair and got such good presents! It makes a small dent in Christmas shopping, but I’m happy that I accomplished this. It was hot and crowded, and I almost left immediately, because too much people. And the soaps, candles, cloth napkins, Mead, a big sponge, and for me a necklace are all very nice. I…

Finished a pretty cool skirt (cool lady at work complimented it!) This is the pattern photo, not actually me:

Pretty sure the quote in that second meme is fake.