“I’m not a lawyer”

No but there definetly is a Ctrl-Left to go along with the Alt-Right.

I thought it was nice luggage.

Come sit by me, friend.

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

I think that this period of history will be rewritten like our optics of the Civil War. A lot of effort has been made over the centuries to “clarify” that the Civil War was only tangentially about slavery; I can see the same thing happening about today’s politics.

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

It’s like that Electoral College everyone talks about. I keep hearing its degrees are useless.

Don’t have a Laughing Cow!

“The cheese didn’t belong to the two men”, according to one employee. When asked what kind of cheese they were trying to buy, he responded, “Nacho Cheese”.

Like, I honestly don’t understand if people are being too-cute-by-a-half or if they are colorblind, because it’s fairly obvious. If you’re going into this already knowing it’s a lighting trick, then you aren’t seeing anything differently than the rest of us, and are just fucking with us.

Black and blue. Exactly like The Dress. Same colors, same camera trick, same yellow glow in the background.

OK, but what does Donald Trump’s transition team have to do with this article?

All my conservative relatives are getting their panties in a twist about the protests. It’s unbelievable.

(Trump HQ, right now) “Really? There is? Shit. Okay, add that to the repeal list and bump it up to the top.”

“Who am I kidding? Reality will never hit them. They are immune to reality.”

Yep, they’ll probably just find a way to blame the liberal media somehow for all of those economic realities.

It’s awfully optimistic of you to think Trump supporters would view civil rights being snuffed out as something to be ashamed of.

Fuck, I’m through thinking that progressive/liberal people here care enough to vote and make the change we’re always talking about. The midterms will mean more conservatives because many progressives are either to bothered to vote or think It’ll happen by magic. I’ll no doubt vote, but I’m done expecting…

He will claim he was protecting his secret service agents.

I was thinking about being Tina Belcher: