My NYE look is going to be a shitty old shirt, sweatpants, no bra, and my couch.

Photos are forever

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

#SCOREBOARD

I don’t root for the Patriots per se, but because I despise the NFL I want the Patriots to win since it seems the most surefire way to piss off the vast majority of NFL fans.

Thank god we added replay so that the sport is no longer plagued with bad calls that ruin games

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

/s

I remember thinking Scott Zolak was a great quarterback because of what I had seen at the position prior.

Chrissy Teigen is quite funny. She’s also kind of A Lot in large doses, but then, so am I, so I don’t judge her, I just take breaks.

This, exactly.

And a fave go to GIF for the lazy...

What? Will someone take away four SB trophies?

You don’t get it.

I agree, but in the end I go with the team doing the owning over the team getting owned.

I’d be ok with having the body I had in 2007 again, just none of the fashions, please!

As a born and raised Pat’s fan (having lived through 1-15, etc.):

At least we know Steelers fans are going to handle this well.