I had a teacher continuously call me Nicole because he refused to believe that my actual name was Nico and that it wasn’t short for Nicole. He then would try to write me up when I didn’t respond to the name. Thankfully, the principal had my back and told him to cut that shit out.

Fat guy = swayback. Shoe lifts to salve wounded vanity at not being tallest = weird center of gravity. Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

He would, though, wouldn’t he? The dominoes are falling all around him:

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.

Luckily for us, he is not part of the government and can and will be thrown in jail if he is held in contempt of Congress

“The call was PERFECT!”

Yes, that’s what they’re saying but no they aren’t saying that.

Let me get this conspiracy theory straight. Are they saying that HillaryObama got the Ukraine to hack the DNC so trump could win, but made it look like the Russians did it for trump so that a couple years into his presidency he would look like an idiot or something? All this nonsense is confusing as hell.

Stephanopoulos: “You’ve been making your point.”

I have a friend who did 2 tours in Iraq. Maybe 2 or 3 years after he was out, he was waiting for a bus when he saw a white van speed down a street. So he started watching it. He watched the van stop at a sewer and throw something down it. He then watched the van pull up to a house, 4 people get out, and hop into a…

McCain then ragged on reporters who report on gun violence and mass shootings but “clearly have never shot a gun”

“WE HAVE TRIED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM AND WE ARE ALL OUT OF IDEAS!”

LOL:

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I’m agreeing with you there. If you can stomach it, look at his face from different angles. You can sometimes see where it isn’t blended down his neck or toward his ears/hairline. It’s like a mask of heavy, matte bronzer that’s too warm and dark for his natural complexion. That, if you have surely less-than-ideal…

The infamous marital rape story that figured into his divorce from Ivana occurred after he’d had some sort of hair transplant, too. I don’t know how it was done at the time, but I’m sure it was bloody and painful, and not just because I’ve watched Arrested Development many, many times.

He doesn’t wear a wig. A wig would look more attractive than the look he’s sporting. You also wouldn’t be able to see his scalp like this when it’s windy if it were a wig:

In my experience as an incredibly pasty person, via an amalgamation of pasty, Eastern European ancestors, I am 100% certain this is the result of some sort of self-tanning product and poorly matched make up. ANY self-tanning product turns me this color, professional or self-applied, cheap or expensive, I end up…