Chin up! Things are actually going very badly for Trump on the legal front:

“Doesn’t get any lower than that” says man taking children away from families seeking asylum while lying about it to deflect blame from himself.

No, because it’s those tiny percentages that really matter in terms of risk. It’s not about making the data pretty, it’s about how close we are to the herd immunity thresholds for various vaccines, which are in the 90's.

Another option.

muppets position

This makes so much sense because Fox Sports has notoriously awful audio technicians working the relatively few golf tournaments they get. Presumably, Murdoch assigns his bastard great-great-grandchildren to the Fox Sports TV audio department to ‘learn the business’ in real-time, so they set up some mics and go…

Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.

I gotta wonder, is headbutting indicative of hard fucking, or just incompetent fucking?

That is fucking evil.

The end of her essay is interesting:

Imagine having this much energy to be an asshole on the internet for no reason

Casually refers to Dykstra as a ‘whore’.
Implies the only POSSIBLE explanation for this story is a ‘career boost’.
Openly wishes for more porn over truth-telling about abuse.
Concludes the only way to be ‘genuine’ is to 100% confirm his narrative.

Wow, you seem like a pretty genuinely awful person. I was going to say more, but no that suffices. You’re awful.

Go fuck yourself.

You’re a fucking idiot.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

No, you’re lame.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

The angry nerds are going to attack Chloe while Hardwick’s comedian and actor friends slowly distance themselves away from the whole situation trying not to give a comment in case this somehow gets swept under the rug. Fuck Chris Hardwick and this horrible entitled nerd culture!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.