I’m surprised he was able to take enough time out of his busy day of telling disinterested strangers that he does CrossFit to even make those tweets.

You’d think someone with a title like “Chief Knowledge Officer” wouldn’t be so fucking stupid.

Emergency rooms

CrossFit’s Chief Knowledge Officer Russell Berger

I love the part where he talks about pride being “a sin” and how he can’t understand how the LGBTQ community refuses to tolerate any other way of thinking. Yeah, crazy how a group of people won’t tolerate a way of thinking that doesn’t believe they have a right to exist! That’s craaaaazy!

Why are these fucking Crossfit things always named like they’re some kind of military op that’s about to get cocked-up?

It never has and never will be anything but welcoming to all human beings who live, move, and breathe in God’s world.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

Weird. I think kipping pull ups are a sin, so I guess we’ll have to call it even.

Calling me a bigot is suppressing my freedom of speech to be a bigot! FREE SPEECH!!!

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?

The only fight I’ve ever been in happened when I was in first grade. I am currently 6'4" and 390 lbs, but back then I was short and skinny as hell. I started at a new school, and some asshole fifth grader on my bus started picking on me for no reason, and it went on for weeeeks. One day he was teasing me about being…

A few years I was in New Orleans with some friends for a guys weekend. Nothing too crazy as we are all in our late 30's and early 40's. Anyway, the four of us come out of a bar and are standing on the sidewalk talking to each other about where we want to go next. All of the sudden a lit cigarette comes flying at me…

Crashing after a party around 2 AM and VERY drunk when one of the dudes started challenging me to fight over someone I was crushing on. All I wanted to do was pass out but he kept pestering me, so I agreed to fight him outside just so we could go to sleep. He staggered outside ahead of me, I locked the door behind and…

There used to be a bar in Chicago called The Great Beer Palace, where if you drank enough you would get a plastic viking helmet, and another called El Jardin’s which usually had some sort of a special where you buy a shot and get a sombrero (to help add to the ambiance, I guess).

At a party in college, one of my friends was arguing/squaring off with another guy. My friend is massive, the other guy was not, and my friend really wasn’t interested in fighting. 

I know that I was in tons of fights when I was in junior high, but I had to rack my brain to remember one that was worth posting. Most of them were lots of shoving, and maybe one thrown punch, followed by rapid de-escalation or an authority figure showing up.

I boxed for a time when I was younger and was a bit “rowdy”. Got into an argument in a bar where a guy who apparently knew I was a boxer proceeded to punch himself in the face to get pumped up and promptly broke his own nose. I now see him at the gym almost everyday. He’s still a tool.

Not really a fight. It was the week of the SEMA show in Vegas. I had attended a party where they were handing out stupid shit. Afterwards, we went to a duelling piano bar. It was pretty packed. Out of nowhere this guy comes up and punches me in the mouth. He runs out of the bar. Like it was just a punch and then he…