When I was in middle school my “best” “friend” handed out everyone invitations to her birthday party while we sat on the bleachers except me. This is my greatest sadness, but it is also my greatest strength because it enabled me to connect emotionally with Snooki in season 1, episode 1 of the critically-acclaimed…

I’m not taking a side, because I’d have a hard time giving less of a shit about country music, but it’s kinda crap to bring up an example and then say that someone is “chang[ing] the subject with your bullshit whataboutism” when they discuss your own example.

Darius Rucker is a Grammy-winning, critically acclaimed country artist.

Because he will edit his reply and dismiss mine:

J Edgar Hoover, the guy who tried to get Martin Luther King, Jr. to commit suicide? Yeah, I would hate for him to disapprove of me.

To be fair, Scientology at least has all the trappings of legitimate religion and church type structure - it has its own specific dogma, mythology, prophets. It’s an abusive money making scams, but there are actual Scientologists who actually buy into something called Scientology.

I love how the same people who freak out over an athlete kneeling during an anthem as “against the flag and our country” are fighting so hard to keep up monuments of people who literally fought against our flag and our country. You can’t make this shit up... #AMURKA

Fuck, man. I missed R. Lee.Ermey dying? Everyone remembers him for Full Metal Jacket - and rightfully so - but for my money, this is the best line he ever had:

I’m fucking pissed that I, someone living in a shitty house, owning only old cars, wondering if I should by that beer with dinner, is the one who pays for killing brown people across the world while the rich bastards that profit off the empire have zero tax burden and possibly even negative tax burden.

If her dad wasn’t John McCain we wouldn’t know who the eff she was either, so stfu Meghan.

“I hadn’t heard your name until all of this happened and now you’re literally live on The View giving an entire interview to us.”

Meghan you are turning into a Grade A cunt. You’re so oblivious that do you not realize you have a career solely because of your father. You did nothing to earn it.

“I’m a germophobe!” Says the guy raw-dogging porn stars while their pregnant wife is at home.

I agree. But Comey was not the one who leaked the letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Chaffetz also mischaracterized the Comey letter, making it look way worse than it was. Arguably, Comey’s mistake was in thinking he could write a letter to the intelligence committee and expect the republicans on it to maintain the…

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

I see your point but still, Trump is the freaking President of the US. He should have higher standards of decorum than some Army Captain.

I’ve never been part of the FBI. I have never been part of an FBI family, nor have I ever had a friend (that I know of) who worked for the FBI.

However, McCabe’s response to Trump’s purported “ask your wife what it feels like to be a loser” dig reminds me of the kind of shit my father and other members of the military…