Black garlic and rose oil doesn’t sound like a great combination to me, but I just may be a Philistine. Are the grasshoppers in the aebelskiver, or just served on the side?

I mean, Antonoff dated Dunham for five years, how much better than her can he be?

I don’t know Faye Dunaway’s financial situation and, frankly, it’s nobody’s business. It was a big gauche of Pompeo to drag Dunaway into this. The woman has had a legendary career and maybe she drives a Prius for environmental reasons or she likes to save a few bucks on gas. I used to drive a Prius (for environmental…

It was a working car. Seeing as the entire purpose of a car is to be driven, I’d say it’s been put to good use, instead of being locked up in some zillionaires collection.

Right? It was... Just a speech. It really was kind of full of platitudes. And I swear to GOD I have heard that Syndey Poitier story several times before from other black persons/actors, I don’t know where/when, but I KNOW I have heard it, almost VERBATIM, before. And it was JUST a speech, she didn’t say HOW she would…

This was my confusion? This is so far in the past and such a different issue that I was really unclear what Simmons was trying to argue with this paragraph?

And Oprah does the same thing with the snake oil doctors that she preaches about. Nobody’s perfect.

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

People need to pump the brakes, so far none of these claims can be truly verified as fact.

Honestly, Deadspin’s manifesto is “ESPN is shit - until they write a poorly-sourced column that makes the Patriots look bad.”

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc

Where I live, super glue is expensive and elmer’s is really cheap.

Something about him reminds me of a cousin I don't like very much

This is like when I found out Dexter and the actress who played his sister were married.

Photoshop is for everyone I guess, because that does not even look remotely like him.

I am reevaluating my thoughts on the death penalty rn, tbh

He already made me uneasy by playing Shailene Woodley's brother in Divergent, then turning around and playing her boyfriend in The Fault in Our Stars.

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

Wait. Pause. Is that picture on GQ supposed to be the same guy that's in all of these other pictures?

"But if you can find a girl who you can go to an EDM concert with, have a conversation with, who will sit on the couch and watch you play GTA for three hours—and then you go to bed and have amazing sex? That should be your girlfriend."