I saw that online a week ago and could not believe it. But it looked like she posted those photos on her own IG so I assumed it was real. Charitably... you could say it was a TON of makeup and shading? Photos of her from last month look more like the pic on the left than the right, and she’s clearly wearing a ton of…

Jump?! Fucking JUMP?! Is the AI that’s running this site now completely off its goddamn rocker?? Van Halen is dogshit. 

I mean Kelly’s obviously had some work, sure.  Weird she decides to call people out for the same thing, though.

So Kelly talks shit, and Moriarty’s the one who has to leave, because Kelly is basically a real life Stormfront (in that Kelly doesn’t have “fans” so much as she has “an army”) that will make social media unbearable for Moriarty.

I know it is tempting to accuse Megyn Kelly (that’s “Megyn” spelled with a “y” because of course it is) of having surgeries that alter her natural appearance. I would like to point out, however, that nothing was ever natural about Megyn-with-a-“y” as she emerged fully formed from a vat labeled “conservative blonde…

I think you’re missing the point.

Meghan Kelly has no room to talk about getting work done.

“Hold Me Now” by the Thompson Twins tho 

Duran Duran “The Reflex”.
UB40 “If I Happens Again”.

I think the point here is to establish a baseline and if the basic turkey sub is better, the rest of their sandwiches are likely to also be better.

So you claim to have ordered your Jersey Mike’s sub “Mike’s way”, yet you describe how the mayo was spread on it.  That’s not Mike’s way, friend. 

Duran Duran the Reflex 

What did I just read? In no reality is JJ’s better than Jersey Mike’s.

What Knott’s should be known for is the boysenberry, because Walter Knott rediscovered the hybrid, gave it a name, and commercialized it. Boysenberries built Knott’s Berry Farm.

This.

You call screaming about everything being woke, voting against your own interests, and sliding further into racism and misogyny more balanced and mature?

That’s because you’re a moron & a scumbag.

That reminds me of what still might be the best tweet ever, when someone said, “Exactly what machine did you think they were raging against?” 

Hey, not everyone can be as ignorant as Paul “I Am The Machine Against Which I Am Ostensibly Raging” Ryan.

They don’t actually care. They just need to eat X amount of culture war supplements per day. Tomorrow they’ll be mad because a trans person was briefly in the background of a shot in some movie and they’ll forget this happened.