You are correct, sir. I think he is my favorite part of Seinfeld. This is my favorite exchange;

I don’t care for that term. I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

“Dumb and lazy I understand!”

no nick tortelli? get out of here

Has no one at the AV Club ever heard of David Puddy? He is not just some dumb grease monkey you know.

Let’s pull a fast one on a notoriously cranky and outspoken 80-year-old with an audience. What could possibly go wrong?

Good for him. If Apple (or whomever) wanted the speech edited, it’s their show. However, you discuss it with DeNiro ahead of time, reach an agreement, or find another speaker. Trying to be sneaky and just cutting it from the teleprompter is a bad look, and horrible lapse in judgement, as DeNiro calling them out on it…

fuck are you talking about

Show was great, it will be missed

All of this. Nevermind the debate about “Is he offensive/is he not offensive?” How is a guy who appears in his early 20s in 2023 doing “women belong in the kitchen” jokes from 1967? Does he think he has a shot at getting a five-minute spot on The Jack Parr Show?

I like Maron’s view on these jokes, especially Rife's apology with the special needs helmet - it’s so fucking hack. We’re kind of doing a disservice to the shittiness of the jokes by talking about whether or not they’re “offensive.” They’re just examples of middle of the road hack comedy. That should be the story, and…

nothing she said quoted here is wrong or antisemitic. It’s just the plain old obvious that everybody with eyes can plainly see.

She wasn’t fired “over comments about Israel” as the headline states, and framing it this way makes it seem like she went off and said something crazy anti-Semitic.

I don't think so, Tim.

Are you in the PA/Mid Atlantic area?  Because the WaWas I’ve been to there are top notch.  The ones I went to in Florida last year left a lot to be desired.

There’s something so appealing about that “schpluuuuuUUCK!” sound of the cranberry sauce coming out of the can as it hits the serving plate.

I tried switching to the “natural” stuff for health reasons, but I just decided to eat less peanut butter and have Jif/Skippy when I do. The natural stuff just isn’t as good.

Jif is what I was raised on and tends to be my favorite - but I mostly buy the Smuckers natural nowadays (due to it being healthier). They both have their charms - the Jif is smoother and creamier by far - the Smuckers has a much more peanut-y flavor. If I’m putting PB on an English muffin, Jif all the way - if I’m…

“ bone broth”

I would have been curious if you added in a dried gravy mix to the contest, while not premade, it’s like half-made, normally the cheapest and an option a lot of people would turn to.