Leave Kenny alone! His comment is meta.

Colicchio
Tom is a great judge because he seems like a class act. I genuinely believe him when he talks about the show being a meritocracy. The quickfire he participated in where he schooled the chefs was awesome to watch.

She's in a bikini in tonight's episode.

^wow.

So you're saying
I should stop eating cookie crisp for breakfast?

Ever the bearer of good news! Digifreak642, I would follow you into the flaming mouth of Hell itself.

And it goes on
Well it sounds like we'll have Charlie Sheen news for many months to come. I'm not sure if this is what I wanted.

I like DePalma well enough, but man that writeup of Mission to Mars is quite the spirited defense for such a terrible movie.

I believe
Yes! One of the digifreaks told me this would be the case on the last Sheen update.

Nope
It didn't work for me. Of course, it took me 3 separate viewings to get through it on netflix. I don't think I've ever had so much trouble finishing a film before, but I decided I needed to power through it (I'm not sure why in retrospect, I suppose I'm a completest). Initially it's an interesting mess, but the…

Good! I'll choose to trust you digifreak642. I don't like all this talk about Lowe moving on. He's too good on Parks & Rec.

Recount Director Jay Roach
You mean, Meet the Parents Director Jay Roach. Or maybe Meet the Fockers Director Jay Roach. or Dinner for Schmucks Director Jay Roach. Anyway this movie should fit right in with his filmography.

MPAA
With all the industry dissatisfaction with the MPAA, how does it continue to exert so much influence? Fuck those guys.

That's a good point Rowan, and it reminds me that The Simpsons is responsible for introducing me to so much of the lasting pop culture of the 20th century. Pretty sure I encountered The Simpsons long before I was interested in important cultural artifacts like Citizen Kane or the Godfather. In fact, there have been a…

Simpsons
Matt Zoller Seitz is wrong about the Simpsons. The show is so layered that it is not necessary to get the references to find it amusing. I was 5 when the Simpsons started airing on television and have grown up with the show. I was too young to understand over half the references in those classic seasons but…

They should go back to basics
a chick with a few square polygonal boobs and a face that changes every time she moves

That's one of my favorite MST3Ks.

Tahmoh Penikett
Such a fun name to say!

she's a creative type whose idea of entertainment is gaudy costumes and theatrics involving hanging from wires. OF COURSE she's a freak in bed.

Nah, Old Boy is great enough to be watched repeatedly.