No, it's California drivers. I used to think Florida drivers were the worst until I moved to CA, but Californians take awful driving to a whole other level. And god help you if you're out in traffic when it starts raining.

Starz, I love you.

Puppet
Puppet is one of my favorite words and I like how often it is used in this item.

recondite
I had to look that word up.
Recondite, adj. - dealing with very profound, difficult, or abstruse subject

Ogre eh? Why I oughtta club them and eat their bones.

I kept thinking this was the Are You Afraid of the Dark movie right until I scrolled to this comment. Damnit, with Del Toro's involvement that would've been cool.

Malkovich!

contests
are reported in newswire now?

Jedi
Hmm, the newswire before this one referenced Empire and this one references Jedi. Did I miss the hidden star wars reference earlier?

they should cast
Nathan Fillion

The Bourne Not in It
How are they going to market this as a Bourne movie without Jason Bourne? Calling it that and not having Matt Damon seems deceptive and might piss off the general public.
Then again, do people go see those movies because of Matt Damon? I don't know.

It really isn't. The hoopla is just sooo baffling.

Hot 97
I remember Hot 97 from before ipods when I used to listen to radio. Is it still blazing hip hop and R&B?

HARRY FUCKING POTTER!!

yeah, before I saw what the animation above looked like, I was picturing a 70s or 80s era cheap cartoon style. This looks more like Afro Samurai which is a totally different tone.

A natural blonde?! I've been masturbating to a lie! A LIE!!

Bourne 3
Can someone please tell me what the ultimatum was in the last movie. I don't remember there being one. What the fuck was the supremacy for that matter?

Nah, you're thinking of someone else in another movie.

@Jorge fucked up right? I hope I never see that guy in my dreams, but I'm pretty sure David Lynch sees him every night.

Can't we as a culture just collectively let go of Star Wars? If nobody goes to see these movies, maybe Lucas will stop. It's been a fun ride, but seriously the world of star wars isn't even that great. It's just not worth it anymore. Let it go, people. Just let it go.