Abed's Middle-eastern.

Wow Todd
I hope they're paying you overtime. How do you manage to write so much when you're busy watching everything?

SPOILER Despite not really being a fan of the house-elf, for some reason Dobby was the only character I shed a few tears for. I think it was probably written better than a few of the others.

Odd Jobs?
Ooh, they should call it "Locke and Key." That's not taken, right?

Iron Man 2
I finally saw Iron Man 2 a couple days ago. How did that movie get such a pass from critics? It was utterly joyless, and felt like watching an extended preview for a more awesome future movie. There were only 2 major action sequences and the rest was setup, tedious tedious setup. Terrible. Just terrible.

wait, what?
I'm not sure I understand. What did Joaquin Phoenix do now?

They made a new speed movie. It's called Unstoppable, and it's Speed on a train starring Denzel Washington. It looks awful.

Gorilla vs Shark!

Good voice
Mercury is one of my favorite lead vocalists, and seemed like a phenomenal live performer judging from those old queen concert vids.

Why so mad?
I have a hard time understanding what everyone is so mad about. Not you good people necessarily, but a lot of critics and other media people seem to be up in arms over this hoax. I understand people don't like being hoodwinked, but as no one was personally hurt, what exactly is the big fucking deal?
Why is…

I know, you'd think the Midwest wasn't flyover country judging by the number of stuff this site always reports happening there.

5 miles! San Francisco
Good responses, but I don't think too many of the answers factor in the whole 5 miles thing. That's not a wide radius, and I feel like a good deal of what people are writing about they wouldn't necessarily be able to experience in such a limited area.

It's stupid to complain about free content.

Arrested Development is like The Wire in that it's hard to pick out individual episodes because of the exquisite joke layering and narrative structure of the series.
That said, Pier Pressue ftw.

Britney's back, bitch.

Ha! I guess there is no general consensus on this. I was definitely referring to Long Term Parking.

It's really superbly directed. No matter how often I watch it, it gets my heart palpitating even though it's an inevitable conclusion. It is because of the filmmaking that Big Pussy's death goes down as the second most heartbreaking on the show (and I trust we all know who the first is) not because we're so sorry to…

Montage
The closing montage that ends the episode set to "Thru and Thru" could be my favorite season ender in the series (it's between this and the final scene in the show). I love the juxtaposition between the mobsters at the party and the effect of their criminal business on several enterprises we've been witness…

Carmela
I like that at the end of Knight in White Satin Armor, Tony essentially confesses to Carmela what went down with Janice and Richie, and she is fairly blase about the whole thing. She is used to such things and she doesn't really treat Janice any differently the rest of the series. "Unexplained absences" are a…

I got the sense that Janice wasn't fully aware of what she was doing. I mean, I think she essentially wanted Richie to take the reins, but I don't think she wanted Tony dead the way Livia certainly did. If Tony were dead, Janice wouldn't be able to lord her power over him, and what Janice ultimately wanted was to…