Teach your kids to drive better then. 

Actually, we’re talking about that now.

Could you please please please narrate an audiobook of this? I drive a LOT for work and this would be fantastic. 

Harley owners have soured me on the brand (seriously, fuck your noise). I won’t be buying an electric Harley for myself or my kid.  The sooner that company dies the better.

This is Jalopnik at its best. Thank you.

227 HP and not from VAG. Yes, I’m biased as I have one of these (as a result of a similar Craigslist multi-state obsession), but even after it dies I will keep it just so I can look at it from this angle..

Crosstrek would be awesome with 200 more llamathrust

Just a reminder that the Legacy GT wagon was a thing.

Nah.. 3rd gen was perfect..

They need to do a heritage color and to the forest green.

why did I make this

Yeah, we shot a ton of video that we’re working to put together now.

God dammit. I miss the old discovery channel and history channel so freaking much. All they show now is crap like this and the “reality” shows that are just camera crews following people in the Alaskan wilderness. Bring back shockwave, battle360, and modern marvels. 

The whole burnout u-turn preceding that on a public road without taking the time to make sure there was no one coming makes him a douchebag.

Nobody needs AWD, they need winter tires. And I will never, ever understand wanting a higher seating position. From what I can tell, the average person feels safer sitting up high....for some reason. I feel much safer being low to the ground, and able to change directions quickly in case of an impending crash.

My older brother and I were dyed in the wool gearheads in our teenage years (mid 1980's). He had the Ferrari and typical Lamborghini Countach posters and I had a collage of pictures clipped from manufacturer brochures. But seeing a Lamboghini Jalpa in person did it for an impressionable teenager. We had a wealthy…

People who hate helmets end up wearing halos anyway.

Maybe people holding on to their cars longer because there isn’t anything interesting on the market within affordable price range.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

I want to hear the women’s side of the story.