Look into your heart: you know it to be true. The answer is Suzuki Alto Works, just as it’s always been.

“If only I had been a really useful engine”

Topham hat is a cruel master

We all know it really got parked for causing confusion and delay.

These are only considered concours d’elegance-worthy if the broom handle used to prop up the rear hatch has been cut to length and sanded.

Sure but how much hp does your s2000 make at 1500 rpm?

Car & Driver’s best cover EVER:

Well.... close enough to count I think. countach was last gen when this bad boy came out.

Bums me out. I don’t want small crossovers. I want small wagons/hatchbacks. Especially S/RS, ///M, and AMG varieties. Though less ///M now because I don’t feel like I should have to pay yearly for CarPlay -_-

While I have not enjoyed getting older much at all, I am satisfied at not having to worry about online drama with my friends over things like which posts of theirs I’ve liked or not liked.

My Legacy is the most normal I’ve got. If you start thinking it may be less normal since it’s a wagon, keep in mind that it’s both auto, and non-turbo.

I guess my most normal car would be my beloved 93 Accord EX coupe 5 speed. I’m a big fan of the 4th gens and this was one of the best cars I’ve owned. Going from my 90 EX coupe auto to a stick was amazing. Plus no more auto seat belts! This pic was taken right after I installed JDM fogs.

Having grown up with small French hatchbacks, I was super excited when this thing came out, for all the reasons you mention. I bought every car magazine that featured it.

We don’t like domestic shitboxes because they’re slow, boring and familiar. We like international shitboxes because they’re cheap, plentiful and quirky.

Voiced by Jessica Walter, of course. Her voice is all I hear in my head whenever I read a Fancy Kristen post.

I’d watch a show about David Tracy.

Toyota Supra

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.”