Well done for missing the point that there really isn’t much practical difference in size between the two yet Aussies somehow still mage to drive cross country in cars. 

Not really that much larger

Full size trucks and SUVs make perfect sense in much of the country.

Go forth and kill.

Rugged individualism

So its like a country house restaurant with a menu that hasn’t been updated in years

Not pictured the Solar Collectors to be mounted to the sides of the pod.

Touch screens. Especially the Tesla style 1 huge screen to rule them all. Give me buttons and knobs and switches I can use without taking my eyes off the road.

Woof, that’s an ugly car. Looks like the designers were told to make a sedan but halfway through were told to change it to an SUV so just stuck 6 inches of plastic bollocks on to the bottom of the model and called it a day.

Good looks.

Unless your house supply is contaminated bottled water is a scam.

Knife handling. From chopping skills to how you position your elbows so if you get bumped your not going to cut yourself.

Why is this a story? 

Could always have him running a fuel polisher “reclaimed” from a boat yard to refresh a diesel truck. Or do something slightly different and have them tooling around in a coal powered blue Ford Capri

Why boat yards have fuel polishers. Pour in your old diesel out come god as new diesel

Could always have the dude scrounge up a diesel polisher from a boat yard. Or just bodge one as its pretty much just filters and a heater. 

Pointless anyway as where is the rest of the entourage going?

It looks amazing compared to the rest of BMW’s current line-up. When compared previous M cars like the M8 it’s ass.

Yes the ol “Double Dong” wasn’t great either.

The Dick Face F1 era cars with the Caterham CT05 taking the ugly crown.