“Better slap some buzz words on it so it looks like we did more. How about instead of a twinned manifold we call it a “super-manifold” and better sexy up that it uses 8 valves too”

No they can’t.

You mean to tell my the bottle of oyster sauce in my fridge isn’t made by Rolex? Damn it I thought it was a bargain and I’d make bank when I resell it.

Calls the frozen banana stand a pedo guy and burns it down

“Just because I tweet something does not mean people will believe it or act accordingly,” Musk said. The CEO went on to say he did not see any “causal link” between his tweets and Tesla’s stock price.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

My problem with that colour is the smell. Not the smell of the paint but the olfactory hallucination that colour brings me.

Legitimately first thought was “That photo isn’t of Monaco.”

His lies caused regular people like Glen Littleton to lose millions and millions of dollars.

The first Beyond Good & Evil 2 was stylistically a lot more similar to BG&E featured Jade and appeared to continue with the escape, evade and investigate rather than this later Beyond Good & Evil 2 incarnation that seems to be the same as every other combat game.

Yes else you might assume the plane came down on approach Kathmandu the Bob Seger song.

The smell.

Venture Bros.

Now you just have to work in the patriarchy and a judgy bit about about what the women are wearing and this could make it into the top 10 most Jezebel articles ever.

Induction is perfectly fine. Just so long as I have a large gas wok burner too.

This list probably could be made entirely from Bond cars, but my pick

Worked for ISI, now IIA.

I would have thought more companies would be doing PC soundbars. Every singe set of “PC speakers” I have bought from simple stereo pair up to 5.1 sets have all had awful electronics with noticeable buzz, especially you Logitech. Most of the time I’ve just used an old all in one stereo and some older book shelf…

Aaand this all means f**k all. Was it U-235? which would be quite worrying or was it some pitchblende ore? Which would rate somewhere lower than noticing tour milk had turned.