I will bet money that everyone involved in the melee plays beer league hockey, calls everyone on every opposing team ‘fuckin’ pussy,’ and gets kicked out of a game at minimum once a season for sucker-punching someone.

Kinda looked like his pants were already pulled down?

Oh, right, Arizona.

This review sounds especially promising for my 6-year-old Godzilla superfan. Less boring talking humans, doing their talking and boring-ness, bring on all the monsters!

Moderner Warfare

Didn’t catch Esa Lindell’s diving act in round two, eh?

I’m looking forward to game 7 OT when Brent Burns suplexes Jordan Binnington over the net so Logan Couture can put the puck in a wide open net. It goes to review but Toronto determines wrestling moves are non-reviewable, so it’s a good goal.

“Teams are always going to get fucked.”

At this point, I don’t think the Sharks are prepared for the kind of karmic fucking that’s coming their way.

It’s a fair question, but I think the show has put a pretty significant effort to demonstrate magic doesn’t come easily. Dragons have been ‘extinct’ for decades, Melisandre’s magic seemed to come at some great personal cost (to someone), etc. The idea that they just called in magic ballista-makers and said “make a…

The unnamed Commander of the Golden Company was a more interesting and valuable character than Euron Greyjoy (aka Hot Topic Blackbeard, aka Lord Bam Margera of Westeros).

This whole “actually nevermind, dragons are super easy to kill’ thing kind of breaks the whole GoT world.

If the refs help anyone, it’ll be San Jose. This is their year (for unearned breaks from officiating).

The called-back goal was brutal, as was the non-call when Karlsson blatantly tripped up MacKinnon breaking into the San Jose end.
 
Sharks are a potent team, they made the most of their chances, but the Avs deserved better.

A player can be ‘offside;’ the call is ‘offsides.’

So, um... who are they?

Asking for a friend.

Plunging into cold water does a lot of stuff, biologically speaking. Sarah Gailey calls it taking advantage of ‘your rube organs:’ https://twitter.com/gaileyfrey/status/963842152303280129?lang=en

Everything is better than Iron Man 2.

Not Spider-Man.

Also, baseball caps.

Thought the ice-level view was not quite as obvious as the overhead.

Wait, I was going to offer a special at my restaurant called “Iodine pus bag dipped inside a fish’s ass.”

Don’t people like that sort of thing?