Well apparently we all peak in early 20s? The 18-year-old-as-sexually-desirable freaks me out now that I’ve spent a few years with a fully developed frontal lobe. But let’s revisit this discussion after 12pm, we’ll take a long lunch and have drinks. I’m not sure I want to analyze this sober.

Tree fiddy.

A female guest would be ridiculed if she came on a show dressed that way, so the comparison is moot.

I think you nearly made Tom Cruise endearing with that comparison. I need to step away for a moment.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

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I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I’m over here trying to unpack all the things she’s done to her face, besides the obvious lips - chin implant or Bristol Palin-esque jaw trimming? Nose job or “contouring”? I mean, I say this as a woman who has gotten Botox - I am totally pro-doing-whatever-makes-you-feel-hawt, I am just kind of gobsmacked at her…

She looks like the last member of the Sheik’s yacht harem left standing after a long evening of on-deck disco dancing.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

Religion of Peace; my ass.